Guyism Archives

Redneck Blows Up Wife’s Giant Black Dildo When She’s Out Of Town Because Why The Hell Not?

by Cass AndersonSeptember 19, 2014 1:23 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:36 pm

Carlton Banks Teaches James Harden How To Do ‘The Carlton’ Dance

by Cass AndersonSeptember 19, 2014 1:05 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:36 pm

Newton’s Law Of Being Drunk: For Every Drunk Guy There Exists An Equal And Opposite Drunk Guy

by Cass AndersonSeptember 19, 2014 12:47 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:36 pm

Jetblue Flight 1416 Makes Emergency Landing After Engine Failure–Passengers Take Video And Selfies

by Cass AndersonSeptember 19, 2014 9:29 am updated October 12, 2022 9:36 pm

Why Can’t I Stop Watching This Drunk Dude Try To Catch A Log With His Forehead?

by Cass AndersonSeptember 18, 2014 3:47 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:36 pm

Are These Russian Bros Geniuses Or Just Really Drunk?

by Cass AndersonSeptember 18, 2014 2:09 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:36 pm

WTFlorida: 10 Of The Most WTF News Stories From Florida (In The Past Week)

by Cass AndersonSeptember 18, 2014 12:30 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:37 pm

Drunk Dude Rides A Sheep, Takes Brutal Shot To The Nuts For His Crimes Against The Animal Kingdom

by Cass AndersonSeptember 18, 2014 10:17 am updated October 12, 2022 9:37 pm

Is There Any Worse Place To Get Knocked Out Cold Than The Floor At McDonald’s?

by Cass AndersonSeptember 17, 2014 5:37 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:37 pm

This Redneck Is An Evil Genius—And Do NOT Try This At Home

by Cass AndersonSeptember 17, 2014 4:08 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:37 pm

Behold The Smoothest Yodel Dance In The History Of Both Yodeling And Dancing

by Cass AndersonSeptember 17, 2014 3:38 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:37 pm

Have You Ever Wondered What It Would Be Like To Shit Your Pants Off The Side Of A Mountain?

by Cass AndersonSeptember 17, 2014 1:18 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:37 pm

How To Make Drunken Apple Dumplings, Because Today Is National Apple Dumpling Day

by Colin JoliatSeptember 17, 2014 12:06 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:37 pm

27 Times We Actually Laughed Out Loud On Facebook

by Cass AndersonSeptember 17, 2014 11:14 am

These Drunk Russians Playing War With Jackhammers Are Having More Fun Than You’ll Ever Know

by Cass AndersonSeptember 17, 2014 9:35 am updated October 12, 2022 9:37 pm

Watch Tiny Hamster Make Kobayashi His Bitch In A Hot Dog Eating Contest

by Douglas CharlesSeptember 16, 2014 4:02 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:37 pm

This FAIL Compilation Proves Bros Are Hilariously Bad At Using Slip ‘N’ Slides

by Cass AndersonSeptember 16, 2014 3:01 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:37 pm

This Giant Manta Ray Was In Serious Trouble, So This Bro Diver Saved His Life

by Cass AndersonSeptember 16, 2014 2:15 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:37 pm

Town Named ‘Weed’ Goes Up In Smoke

by Cass AndersonSeptember 16, 2014 12:41 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:38 pm

This Bear Would Kick Any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Ass In One-On-One Combat

by Cass AndersonSeptember 16, 2014 12:11 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:38 pm

This Drunk Chick Falling Down The Stairs Remixed With Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’ Is Your Back To School Anthem

by Cass AndersonSeptember 16, 2014 9:46 am updated October 12, 2022 9:38 pm

Two Bros Camping In Death Valley Are Shocked To Find Themselves In The Middle Of F18 Training Exercises

by Cass AndersonSeptember 16, 2014 9:23 am updated October 12, 2022 9:38 pm

Can Someone Help This Man Before He Either Throws Out His Back Or Poops His Pants?

by Cass AndersonSeptember 15, 2014 5:07 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:38 pm

Great Dane Wags Her Tail In Perfect Rhythm To ‘Happy And We Know It’

by Douglas CharlesSeptember 15, 2014 4:12 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:38 pm

Check Out Never Before Seen Footage Of Eminem Rapping As A Kid

by Cass AndersonSeptember 15, 2014 3:40 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:38 pm

Thanks To This Video Scholars Now Know Who The ‘Best Dog’ In The World Is

by Cass AndersonSeptember 15, 2014 3:10 pm updated October 12, 2022 9:38 pm