Weird News Archives

9-month-old baby booked for attempted murder

by Chris IlluminatiApril 4, 2014 11:27 am updated October 12, 2022 11:14 pm

Women everywhere can now buy their very own tiny penis sculpture

by Douglas CharlesApril 4, 2014 10:30 am updated October 12, 2022 11:14 pm

Drunk kid destroys spa before eating a box of Hot Pockets and passing out

by Chris IlluminatiApril 4, 2014 10:02 am updated October 12, 2022 11:14 pm

Nigella Lawson’s amazing rack no longer welcome in America

by Chris IlluminatiApril 3, 2014 2:51 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:14 pm

Watch this guy eat gravel and bricks because he’s addicted to the taste

by Chris IlluminatiApril 3, 2014 1:50 pm

Job seeker sends out resume, attaches photo of penis

by Douglas CharlesApril 3, 2014 10:30 am updated October 12, 2022 11:15 pm

Court reporter fired for repeatedly typing ‘I hate my job’ instead of trial testimony

by Chris IlluminatiApril 3, 2014 10:21 am updated October 12, 2022 11:15 pm

See this face, this is the face of a kid accepted into all eight Ivy League schools

by Chris IlluminatiApril 2, 2014 11:43 am updated October 12, 2022 11:15 pm

Bomber injured by own device because he forgot to account for Daylight Savings

by Chris IlluminatiApril 2, 2014 11:10 am updated October 12, 2022 11:15 pm

What are your city’s top adult film searches? Find out now

by Douglas CharlesApril 2, 2014 10:30 am updated October 12, 2022 11:15 pm

Woman reports school shooting as April Fool’s prank

by Chris IlluminatiApril 2, 2014 9:47 am updated October 12, 2022 11:15 pm

Type-OHHHHH! Mistake sends health insurance applicants to sex hotline

by Chris IlluminatiApril 1, 2014 3:49 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:16 pm

Guy pulled over on suspicion of weed just because of Colorado plates

by Chris IlluminatiMarch 31, 2014 1:18 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:17 pm

How weird are you? Take the greatest quiz ever and find out

by Douglas CharlesMarch 31, 2014 10:45 am updated October 12, 2022 11:17 pm

If you’re renting a $180K ride for your birthday, don’t crash it into a building like this moron

by Chris IlluminatiMarch 31, 2014 10:39 am

Darth Vader running for president of Ukraine

by Paul SaccaMarch 29, 2014 7:52 pm

Let’s talk about this guy who attached a picture of his penis to a job application

by Paul SaccaMarch 29, 2014 5:08 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:17 pm

Woman banned from gym for showing her stomach off, popping a booby out

by Chris IlluminatiMarch 28, 2014 3:24 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:17 pm

A woman named Crispi set fire to her boyfriend’s house using bacon because irony

by Chris IlluminatiMarch 28, 2014 12:06 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:18 pm

12 totally bizarre, gross remedies from old medical texts

by Douglas CharlesMarch 28, 2014 10:30 am updated October 12, 2022 11:18 pm

Naked, high on coke, riding a tricycle and chewing glass is certainly an original way to get arrested

by Chris IlluminatiMarch 27, 2014 2:19 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:18 pm

Woman faces sentence for driving two miles with dying man on her windshield

by Douglas CharlesMarch 27, 2014 10:30 am updated October 12, 2022 11:18 pm

Guy named Christopher Reeves busted for meth and just guess what he was wearing

by Chris IlluminatiMarch 26, 2014 11:16 am updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

Woman spends $99,000 to look like a blow-up sex doll

by Douglas CharlesMarch 26, 2014 10:30 am updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

These sex world records aren’t possible, right?

by Cass AndersonMarch 25, 2014 4:26 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm

Science explains which dance moves attract women and apparently ‘the running man’ makes panties drop

by Chris IlluminatiMarch 25, 2014 2:58 pm updated October 12, 2022 11:19 pm