Inspired By Baby Yoda, Someone Created A Baby Jabba The Hutt And It’s Utterly Horrifying

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HOLY HELL, KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS!!! Adult Jabba the Hutt is already brutal enough as is, the last thing we need is this obese snail “where’s my hug” lookin’ ass creature squirming around the internet.

Good lord. Look, I get that Baby Yoda was one of the biggest cultural phenomenons of the past 12 months, but just because Baby Yoda was adorable home run does not mean we that every other piece of pop culture now needs to be turned into an infant.

Plus, we absolutely cannot be giving Disney any free ideas. You know how Warner Bros. unleashed Tiny Toons on us in the 90s? The last thing we need is Disney rolling out baby versions of all of the various Star Wars characters as it will effectively kill the novelty and uniqueness of our Lord and savior Baby Yoda.

Season Two of The Mandalorian is set to be released later this year. All eight episodes of the first season are currently streaming on Disney+ right now.

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Eric is a New York City-based writer who still isn’t quite sure how he’s allowed to have this much fun for a living and will tell anyone who listens that Gotham City is canonically in New Jersey. Follow him on Twitter @eric_ital for movie and soccer takes or contact him eric@brobible.com