Halloween is the one night of the year when all of the freaks come out. You know this. We celebrated this holiday last night across the world with debaucherous parties everywhere.
I’m in Las Vegas this week seeing Phish for 4 nights at the MGM Grand. Last night, the band played three sets including a second set where they staged an elaborate prank and tricked fans into thinking they were covering some Nordic band from the 80s when in reality they were debuting an entirely new album of their own.
Things got weird. I was surrounded by a group of about 15 people who were together and all of them were tripping their faces off on acid. I wasn’t tripping last night, and so I got a pretty good look at just how f’n weird Halloween can be when you take a step back and take in your surroundings.
Last night on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy shared the best tweets from the hashtag #WeirdestHalloweenEver and they’re pretty damn good. He’s compiled them into a video (below) but I’ve also included a bunch of the tweets down below for anyone who’d rather read than watch a video.
Now for those tweets…
This sounds like someone should’ve been arrested.
I brought the wrong kid home. Didn’t notice till the mask came off. #WeirdestHalloweenEver
— Rowdy Fallon 🇨🇦 (@RowdyFallon) October 30, 2018
Must’ve been the ghosts.
https://twitter.com/MattLong1/status/1057279581873299461
This mom sounds awesome.
My mom got drunk and when kids would ring the doorbell she would throw the candy at them while singing "let it go, let it go" #WeirdestHalloweenEver
— ray🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 (@wheres_the_shiv) October 30, 2018
Weird flex but ok.
This happen… #WeirdestHalloweenEver pic.twitter.com/RQbUe8wz8x
— Steve Nix (@snix2104) October 30, 2018
What’s weird about this?
A little kid trick or treating showed up in a poncho that had "John" written on it. We're like,"What are you supposed to be?" He's all,"I'm John." #WeirdestHalloweenEver
— Bill Bradley (@gumgumerson) October 30, 2018
The dog did nothing wrong.
The doorbell made our Great Dane nervous so we gave him some vet prescribed Xanax to relax for the night, but he was so stoned that at one point he walked out of the front door and peed on someone’s dad #WeirdestHalloweenEver
— chan (@crives1) October 30, 2018
You can check out the best of the #WeirdestHalloweenEver hashtag by following that link and heading on over to Twitter!