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I haven’t said this in a while but it’s always worth repeating, nature is Metal. Heavy Metal musicians cover themselves in black leather to project an image of being badass. Ozzy Osbourne once bit the head off a live bat on stage during a concert in Des Moines.
As it turns out, all you need to do in order to prove that you are Metal as fuck is eat some cactus with the spikes on like these camels:
My biggest question after watching this video is a simple one, and it has nothing to do with how those spiky cactuses are going to feel on the way out. What I want to know is this: is it illegal to feed someone else’s camel?
I live just a hop, skip, and a jump down the street from an exotic animal rescue zoo. They take in exotic animals when stupid ass rich people buy a tiger and realize they can’t take care of it. I shit you not, sometimes when I wake up early in the morning to go fishing I can hear lions roaring from my front yard. Well, they’ve got some camels that chill in a pasture which I drive past every single day of my life and I’d love to see these camels eat some gnarly cactus in person….But is it illegal to feed someone else’s pet? I’m assuming it is.