Giving unflattering nicknames to people is fun. You call your hairy friend “Chewbacca” or your friend with an overactive colon is properly nicknamed “Turd Ferguson.” However, when those uncomplimentary names accidentally slip out to the person that you’re harmlessly joking around about it is not fun. That was the case this week when a college student gave a belittling nickname to her professor and accidentally submitted a paper with the derogatory name.
Twitter user @Zoeyoxley made a cringeworthy mistake, but was a good sport about it and shared her regrettable blunder on the internet so we can all delight or wince at her awkward situation. In a tweet captioned “a series of unfortunate events,” the college student wasn’t sure of her professor’s name so she used a charming placeholder name of “Professor Whats His Nuts” on her paper. However, she forgot to change the nickname to the professor’s actual name and submitted it through her school’s electronic submission system.
A series of unfortunate events: pic.twitter.com/xSnT0JTYPV
— zo (@Zoeyoxley) September 20, 2018
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Zoe wrote a very sincere email to Professor Whats His Nuts apologizing for calling him “Professor Whats His Nuts.” “I could not remember your name so I wrote something completely unprofessional,” Zoe wrote in the email to Professor Whats His Nuts. “I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the correct name.”
The tweet quickly went viral, amassing over 87,000 Retweets and more than 366,000 Likes. Even Professor Whats His Nuts saw the tweet. Professor Whats His Nuts, err, Professor John Hendel, responded on Twitter
https://twitter.com/Hendyhendel/status/1042475666678198272
The internet reveled in Zoe’s innocent, but hilarious mistake.
https://twitter.com/benhdudley/status/1042814796633202688
I just changed my dog's name to "Professor whats his nuts."
— Paul Sacca (@Paul_Sacca) September 21, 2018
Look, fair warning, any human I meet whose name I can't remember will now be referred to as Professor What's His Nuts. https://t.co/1OaIwc5qqJ
— Linda Sawicki (@bookishcoquette) September 20, 2018
*Laughs out loud*.
*Suddenly has a thought*
*Checks I have put the right names on my dissertation submission*
*Realises this is another thing now that I will now be checking continuously*#deadlinelooming #studentlife https://t.co/oYJYy496Jg
— Grace (@GraceREThomas) September 21, 2018
OH MY GOD I HATE TWITTER I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM WITH OTHER PEOPLE IN IT OVER PROFESSOR WHATS HIS NUTS
— charlie (@slugcities) September 19, 2018
Me waiting for an update 😂 pic.twitter.com/2AK9OkM9ek
— h-dub (@hwest010) September 21, 2018
Sorry teach, but you will forever be known as Professor Whats His Nuts.
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