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Listen, I am as excited to see Deadpool 2 as anyone out there. But thank goodness it is about to hit theaters because I am starting to agree with Hugh Jackman with regards to Ryan Reynolds’ non-stop promotion of the movie.
Appearing on Good Morning America this week, Jackman had a special message for his buddy Ryan Reynolds, “Ryan… back it up a little. Play a little hard to get. It’s not sexy.”
That being said, Reynolds did not heed Jackman’s advice and instead crashed Stephen Colbert’s Late Show monologue Monday night in full Deadpool regalia, and dammit, yes, it was funny. I just can’t quit you, Deadpool.
As Colbert was wondering aloud if people were getting tired of superhero movies, Deadpool appears, rips Ryan Reynolds, tells Colbert he is going to do Colbert’s monologue, then jumped right into some Trump jokes, the first being a “pulling out” joke, then told this one.
“President Trump spent the day complaining on Twitter about leaks inside the White House, because we all know Trump prefers his leaks inside of Russian hotel rooms,” said Deadpool. “You get it, Stephen? Because the president watched two Russian prostitutes urinate on a hotel-room mattress?”
Then when Colbert points out all of that “allegedly” happened, Deadpool replied, “You’re right, allegedly. It could have been three prostitutes.”

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