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Last week, Snapchat unveiled a new gender swap feature for some reason. The feature quickly became proof that humans can’t have nice things, as people immediately began using their opposite sex doppelgänger to catfish people on dating apps.
A dude named Jake from Norwich, UK had a particularly ratchet experience as Jess, an account he set up solely for the female version of himself, who hand up, I’d probably have intercourse with. Jake claims he set up the account because he thought he looked ‘unreal’ as a woman and before long, he was one of the most popular women in his area, proving just how thirsty dudes can be. Jess amassed over 1,650 profile likes and received between 300-400 matches.
Jess also received some outrageous messages from guys who undoubtedly had boners when sending messages.
Speaking with LADbible, the 20-year-old said: “One chap asked ‘Are you a piece of art because I want to nail you up against the wall’. Another talked to me about his ‘pork sword’ and one bloke simply asked me to ‘sit on his face’.
Buckle up…
https://twitter.com/J_Askew/status/1127050762985582592
I’m getting Sarah Hyland vibes from Jess, and I dig it.
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Twitter/J_Askew
Here’s where it gets good.
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WHO SAID CHIVALRY WAS DEAD?!
Andy, that last guy who was looking for a face sitting, found out he got played and was an excellent sport about it.
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Congrats to Jess and her 1,510 new friends.
https://twitter.com/J_Askew/status/1127156794063716353
Best of luck to Andy on finding someone willing to squat on his face.