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Couple of quick questions here. If you work for the FBI shouldn’t you be smart enough to know to NEVER ask the internet for help? Did they learn nothing from Harambe McHarambeface and Boaty McBoatface? These FBI interns apparently didn’t.
Because on Wednesday, some interns in the Albuquerque, New Mexico branch of the FBI decided to hold a live Twitter Q&A. The topic was supposed to be the FBI’s Honors Internship program.
Today is the day! Join us for our live chat to answer all your questions about the #FBI Honors Internship: 2-4pm EDT 11-1 PDT #FBIHonors pic.twitter.com/WBi9J3mZKR
— FBI Albuquerque (@FBIAlbuquerque) September 27, 2017
Instead of asking about the Honors Internship program, take a wild guess how many questions were asked about Breaking Bad instead? If you said a lot of them, give yourself a cookie.
Here are some of the “highlights” (though the entire thread is freaking priceless)…
how much of Breaking Bad was real
— caroline mccarthy 🦝 (@caro) September 27, 2017
Would you recommend that I settle in Albuquerque? Wanna set a shop for a blue product that I make. I am chemist teacher. Final cancer stage. Hows your relations with DEA over there ?
— Jost (@stvjnes) September 27, 2017
Do you know the whereabouts of Jesse Pinkman?
— Chileconesteban (@ChileConEsteban) September 28, 2017
Badger and Skinny Pete are still on the loose.
— Dan Zimmerman (@STL_t_rav) September 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/AtticusGF/status/913118121812037632
can you confirm that avril lavigne died in 2003 and was replaced with a lookalike
— will defries (@willdefries) September 27, 2017
Where in the hell is D. B. Cooper???
— mhs77 (@cebumadman) September 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/ElPolloLoco60/status/913119367138865153
Are the rumors true that you guys know where Elvis is hiding?
— JohnWesley (@jdawson70) September 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/913118891064295424
https://twitter.com/OBryDavid07/status/913126254647357440
https://twitter.com/AGlasgowGirl/status/913118920655196160
https://twitter.com/beckyotten/status/913214978597048320
What happened at the end of The Sopranos? Is Tony in hiding?
— Jen (@Hattiechicken) September 27, 2017
https://twitter.com/loumeigs1/status/913128252524216321
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/913122215985598464
How much do you regret asking people to ask you questions?
— TB (@TTB_72) September 28, 2017
I don’t know. Those all seem like pretty solid questions to me.
H/T Huffington Post