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25 Funny-As-Hell Tweets And Memes From Dads This Week

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Welcome to another installment of dads making jokes on the internet while slowly losing their minds.

I’m your host, Chris, a dad making jokes on the internet while slowly losing his mind.

My kids are here all week because their mom is away. Every morning, at 9 am, my son disappears into his room and my daughter goes into my bedroom for school.

My daughter is back out in the living room by 9:04 am.

She needs a pencil or a snack (right after breakfast) or the room is too cold/hot or she needs to tell me this amazing thing in school they’re doing today instead of waiting for that moment when I ask at the end of school and she says “nothing.”

I’m thinking about putting a lock on the outside of the door but that’s also my bedroom and I’m currently single and dating and that feels like a bad look the first time someone comes over.

“Is that to lock me in the bedroom?”

“No, my daughter.”

Here are dads doing their best to survive.

https://twitter.com/CrockettForReal/status/1367834932186284032

https://www.instagram.com/p/CL-a_NsFhjp/