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For some unknown reason, there is a maniac out there in this world that decided that melting candy canes on an otherwise delicious pizza would be a super-special treat for “the holidays.” Yes, it does look like it would taste horrible, and yes, people on the internet absolutely hate it.
Seriously… what in the blue hell kind of thinking is going on here? Just look at this thing…
https://twitter.com/toxicsmore/status/937365964991188992
No way this woman in the photo below did not immediately (a) spit this abomination into the trash, (b) blow chunks all over that table she is sitting at, or (c) was actually just pretending to eat the candy cane-covered pizza to try to trick some fool on the internet into believing that, hey, it’s actually not that bad! (Trust me, some dope out there will do this. It’s a 100% lock.)
‘Tis the season…to be jolly, my dudes.
(An @TheRealAsswolf tribute, with an @DiGiornoPizza contribute) pic.twitter.com/xXrmG1ZkvU
— david sanchez (@gotham146) December 2, 2017
One thing is for sure, it will not be me and will also definitely not be any of these people on Twitter…
Delete this please
— ⚜️ (@saintIaron) December 5, 2017
@KayStayStoned pic.twitter.com/eoLU8VJmxa
— Dee 💚 (@DaisyyyWaisyyy) December 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/TrueTashan/status/937679633201422338
https://twitter.com/Aporco_46/status/937798374635470849
https://twitter.com/renatostrashcan/status/937477073903464449
— black lives fucking matter!!!!!!!! (@TRA5HB0AT) December 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/sharonlurye/status/937532028869840896
https://twitter.com/_Sample23/status/938392981194801152
— DEVIL RE$E⚕️ (@ybnrxse) December 4, 2017
— DoUWant2Fight🤷🏽♀️ (@Nasia_World) December 4, 2017
https://twitter.com/toxicsmore/status/937888743591211008
DiGiorno are you going to call the cops or should I?
— Kendrell (@Clark_Kentt17) December 5, 2017
We both can?
— DiGiorno (@DiGiorno) December 5, 2017
Sorry you had to see that.
— DiGiorno (@DiGiorno) December 2, 2017
H/T Distractify