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When girls like a guy they show the dude a very sanitized version of their lives that no normal human being could actually maintain 365 days a year. However once a woman is comfortable with a man after dating for some time they may show glimpses of their private side. It may even take years for a woman to reveal to her man that she takes dumps. For better or worse, one dude received insight into the private lives of girls and he will never ever be the same.
Robbie Stowers, a 20-year-old student at the University of London, went on a recent school ski trip in Tignes, France. He registered late, so he was shacked up with three strangers named Charlotte, Abbie, and Fish (which was the girl’s nickname because she was a swimmer). During his week-long ski trip, Robbie was given a window into the world of women. He compiled a list of 30 weird things women do when they’re around other women. Robbie’s observations went mega-viral and racked up over 107,000 RTs and more than 230,000 Likes.
A thread about what I learned whilst living with girls for one week is going live at 10pm
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
2) When girls are trying to be quiet they make most of their noise with the “SSSHHHHHHHHHHH”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
4) I went for a shower and there was organized clumps of hair on the wall?????
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
6) So boys, I found out girls have actual tape that goes on their boobs when they wear a low cut top to make the shape of their boobs nice or something???? Like glorified duct tape
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
8) There are things called chicken fillets and they aren’t the ones you eat
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
10) Girls all share clothes like one big free for all?? “you seen my nice black top?”
“oh yeh babe got it on atm”— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
12) These girls just got so hungry when they came back it was mad. Mayo pasta? Yes please babe x
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
14) Girls spoon each other. A lot.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
16) Girls sniff their armpits to see if they smell. “nah not too bad”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
18) By the end of the week my deodorant was empty because “boys deodorant smells better”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
20) If you miss taking your pill two consecutive days in a row you have fucked up your cycle. I became the pill reminder.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
22) “omg im so bloated I can’t wear this” was a phrase heard hourly during the evening getting ready process.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
24) “should I wear pants in this?”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
26) Girls have two make up bags. One bag with all the make up that they actually use, and one that has absolutely no use at which is full of makeup never touched but is always brought along
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
28) Hairgrips everywhere you look. Floor? Hairgrips. Bed? Hairgrips? Shower? Hairgrips.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
30) Wake girls up in the morning at your own peril. "Robbie turn your alarms off ffs"
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
31) Right so these girls thought it was fuckin hilarious to get all the hair out of their hairbrush and put it on my head????? pic.twitter.com/k3ZehnWoTO
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 18, 2017
32) "robbie I promise this won't hurt" pic.twitter.com/wwixa4PBpo
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 18, 2017
The hair on the shower wall thing can be a bit startling when you see it for the first time, unless you’re some creepy freak like Jason Schwartzman’s character Ethan from the 2006 movie Slackers. However, women admitted that these astute observations were on point.
https://twitter.com/hannah_ososki/status/943662312258527232
the truth is out https://t.co/Gjaivze6AO
— Rylee (@Rylee_Miller18) December 19, 2017
this thread is so accurate omg https://t.co/yrWUrFTfI9
— emma (@emchadders) December 18, 2017
Poor Robbie will never be able to erase that wall of hair out of his memory.