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The 2018 Oscars were, let’s face it, pretty boring. No mix-ups of the winners at all this year. Boo! I give the entire thing a C-minus. That being said, Macaulay Culkin’s running commentary of the 90th Annual Academy Awards? A+.
The now 37-year-old Home Alone star has been enjoying a nice little resurgence in fame over the past few months. After pretty much disappearing for a decade or so, Culkin is back with a new podcast that he’s been promoting and even joined Twitter a little less than a month ago.
It was there that the best part of 2018’s Oscars night took place with Culkin giving a very unique running commentary on the event that only someone with a warped sense of humor combined with the inside knowledge of how the film industry works can give.
Culkin truly went all-in Sunday night, tweeting dozens of times throughout the evening. Some of his tweets were jokes, some were just odd, and some were absolute burns on other actors. Here are some highlights.
Oh THAT Jimmy is hosting! Did he ever win Ben Stein's Money? #ManShow #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Oh, wow. The Man Show. I forgot about Kimmel doing that.
I hope #FloridaMan wins for The Florida Project
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
#Oscars90 I heard there was a fourth billboard in that movie but it got cut out: pic.twitter.com/hMWU3N50KZ
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
I don't know… I thought the BEST costume was Black Panther’s cause he could deflect bullets. #WakandaForever #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
This is true.
To this day, @maryjblige is my second favorite Best Supporting Actress nominee who has dated Nas #AllisonJanney
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Where are all the kids?! When do the actors get slimed? #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Here's who I would thank tonight: John Leguizamo, and A Young Jodie Foster, Boss Baby and Mark Summers. #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Casey Affleck couldn't make it cause he was stuck in the 1950s.
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Glad to see Mudbound finally getting recognition #DarthMaulWasDopeOnBass pic.twitter.com/n4fnLgV12W
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Long overdue.
James Franco is a disaster. Artists? #CallMeRogen #OrGoldberg #Imnotpicky #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Why do they keep showing these clips? Play the damn movie already!
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Actually, the best original score of the year was New England 33 – Philadelphia 41 #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
I'm bummed this is the FOURTH year in a row I was left out of the In Memoriam #Oscars #NotDeadYet
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Academy Award Nominated Actor Timothee Chalamet is a crisis actor
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
What CAN'T Jennifer Lawrence do? Return my calls for starters…
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
I feel you, brother.
Other than the Emoji Movie, The Post is the best movie about social media this year.
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Water takes the shape of whatever container it is in, this entire movie is horse shit. #Oscars
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018
Well… that was fun but now my fingers are bleeding!
This has been a #BunnyEars production. Check out my website @BunnyEarsWeb and my podcast @BunnyEarsPod I wouldn't recommend it if it wasn't mine. PEACE! pic.twitter.com/cKGKyrZp3X
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) March 5, 2018