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The earth is round, water is wet, and a billion mirror selfies are uploaded to social media every day. The vast majority of them collect their likes over the day but fame is fleeting, and they will soon be forgotten and replaced with the next batch of self-indulgent vanity.
If you’re one of the lucky ones, your mindless image will enter into what is known as the ‘viral cycle,’ where a bunch more people talk about you for a slightly longer period of time before, like the rest, you are forgotten forever and die alone.
A woman named Paula was #blessed enough to experience the all-encompassing joy of viral fame when she posted a mirror selfie that, on the surface, looked to be as standard as they come: hot girl, plump bottom, tacky bathroom, funny face to show that even in her most narcissistic moment, she doesn’t take herself too seriously.
But, upon closer examination, Paula’s selfie sparked bewilderment on the interwebs.
Can you spot the issue?
https://twitter.com/Paula1Sophia/status/999837388951171073
Give up?
WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE TOILET DOING AN ANTHONY DAVIS ARM LENGTH AWAY FROM THE TOILET PAPER HOLDER? AND IS THAT ONE-PLY?
https://twitter.com/SKTV_/status/1000595102463594496
https://twitter.com/Sweetsir93/status/1000540085903904768
https://twitter.com/HtownBeast/status/1000726244890202113
the toilet is charging, the tissue paper is 1,000ft away and behind that door is The Chronicles of Narnia.
— hold up, wait a minute.. ISSA 22 😛🤸🏾♀️ (@_LaQuashiaa) May 27, 2018
Going to get the toilet roll like… pic.twitter.com/LTDWttuHbA
— … (@TC_AFC11) May 27, 2018
Reaching for the toilet roll 👌 pic.twitter.com/k54IW2Ea5w
— Drew Mair (@gimmi_sum_mair) May 27, 2018
https://twitter.com/KWindyflow/status/1000934430809214980
Pick your head up, Paula. It could always be worse.
[h/t NY Post]