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“It ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. It’s about how much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done.” –Rocky Balboa and the fucking mountain lion.
What you are about to see defies logic, science, and the laws of gravity. It occurred on a windy, two-way road in Boulder Canyon, Colorado and captured by the dash cam of a trailing vehicle. A mountain lion demonstrated the species is as resilient as it is stupid after it failed to look both ways before crossing the street, resulting in a sedan drilling it at full speed and sending it spinning several feet in the air.
This mountain lion’s got a deal with the devil. This is the only explanation for how it was able to gallop away. I roll my ankle walking down the sidewalk and need to call over a Hospice nurse.
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Look at what this beast did to the hood of the car! HOW!
I wonder if the lion even brought it up to his pride when he returned home. “How was your day, Bill?” “It was pleasant, just mauled a moose and destroyed a two ton speeding piece of metal. Paw’s a bit sore, going to call it a night.”
Someone needs to track down this mountain lion and find out his workout routine.
[h/t NY Post]