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The correct answer is no.
This should not even be a question posed to a civilized society.
But people on the internet are divided about the merit of the sandwich that is being dubbed by USA Today as a “Southern staple.” An editor at The Takeout had the journalistic gall to run the headline ‘The suprisingly pleasant combo of peanut butter-and-mayo sandwiches.‘ Garden & Gun initially sparked the debate in a 2015 article titled A Forgotten Southern Sandwich, which claims this ghastly sandwich was born out of necessity for those struggling through the Depression and looking for a combination of protein and fat.
So…
P B & M ??
Tremendous Together?#TuesdayTake #TuesdayThoughts
Courtesy: @TODAYshow and Peanut Butter and Mayo Sandwiches on FB pic.twitter.com/y7685mPmuw— Joel Gertner (@StudMuffinSays) September 25, 2018
When I was told that Elvis’ favorite sandwich was a peanut butter, mayo, and banana one, I burned all of my grandfather’s Elvis memorabilia he spent a lifetime pouring his soul into collecting. Can’t have my ancestors supporting a sociopath.
Now This reports that this insult to humanity used to be as popular as the iconic PB&J sandwich, a human food.
Peanut butter and mayo sandwiches used to be as popular as PB&J pic.twitter.com/lW4tMIlJxP
— NowThis Impact (@nowthisimpact) September 20, 2018
Maybe they’re delicious, I don’t know. And unless I’m tied to a chair staring in the face of Hannibal Lector, I will never try one. I will defer to people on the interwebs. Lets see if there’s any hope in saving humanity:
https://twitter.com/datavortex/status/1045378244013428736
^Put this man in a straight jacket immediately.
https://twitter.com/RevAndyKarlson/status/1045337069432832000
Please be nice to the man who sat alone at lunch.
Just had a peanut butter and mayo sandwich. Not terrible to be honest. Could have used more mayo.
— EatingNerdsRope (@LiteralyNoChill) September 27, 2018
Where my sane people at?!
— Kush 🇭🇹 🇭🇹 🇭🇹 (@Kushburner305) September 20, 2018
https://twitter.com/FireJoy_Ried/status/1045132402203537409
https://twitter.com/rleach2000/status/1042693457851166720
— █▒ not_peter (@pmullr) September 20, 2018
Just reinforcing my belief that only half the of-age population should be able to vote. If you or a loved one has stooped so low to try one of these satanic sandwiches, please let me know, and I will personally slap the stupid out of you. Kindly, of course.