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- During a TV timeout last night, the Philadelphia 76ers brought a fan down to the court to play a little blackjack
- It turned out he was the world’s worst blackjack player
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Anybody who has ever sat down at a blackjack table knows the pain of watching the idiot at the end of the table ruin a profitable hand for everybody. Sometimes it’s splitting kings. Sometimes it’s staying on soft 16. Every time, it makes you want to pick up their chair and place them at another table for somebody else to deal with.
Last night, the Philadelphia 76ers introduced us to a man who has without a doubt inspired rage at blackjack tables at Park, Live!, and maybe even a few casinos in Atlantic City.
Wow, how did they find every guy that’s ever sat next to me at a blackjack table? pic.twitter.com/8kjgZ1Ghsk
— CogginToboggan (@CogginToboggan) February 1, 2022
This man should never be allowed near a blackjack table or a card game of any kind for the rest of his life. The hit on hard 17 is bad enough. Hitting on 20 should be an offense punishable by jail time.
It should come as no surprise that basketball fans have have been roasting him today.
— Matts720 (@matts720) February 1, 2022
i split tens once in front of my stepmother and was uninvited from christmas dinner
she would have killed that dude
— loctastic (@loctastic) February 1, 2022
i'll say this, i have seen a lot of things happen at blackjack tables but i have never seen anyone get to 30 in blackjack so, I guess kudos to him.
— Jimmybuck (@Jimmybu28937156) February 1, 2022
Yeah well … who the heck woulda “hit” having 20 in blackjack ??? Even the 12 year old next to me at the game knew it was worth a BOO !
— mommaneens (@NeenRaspa) February 1, 2022
Parx probably offered that guy a free room every night for the rest of his life after watching this.