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Spoilers ahead. We are already more than half way done with Season 7 of “Game of Thrones.” That blows. But on the plus side, last night’s episode was FIRE. Episode 4, titled “Spoils of War,” was the shortest episode in the history of the series, but they packed a ton of important shit in those exciting 50 minutes. Here’s the recap of Episode 4 of Season 7 and all of the insightful Twitter reactions that came with it.
Arya Stark finally made it home to Winterfell. The family reunion got weird. Thanks Bran.
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Littlefinger attempts to manipulate Bran. One itsy-bitsy problem, Bran is an all-knowing Three-Eyed Raven who can see the past and future. Bran hits Littlefinger with the unnerving statement, “Chaos is a ladder.” Bran’s “chaos is a ladder” comment is a reference to when he said it to Varys.
Back when Littlefinger said "chaos is a ladder" #GameOfThones pic.twitter.com/UNPhG0pUjr
— Excellence (@EXXO__) August 7, 2017
Littlefinger gave Bran the “catspaw” dagger that was used in his assassination attempt. Bran then gives the dagger to Arya, who shows off her new Valyrian steel “catspaw” dagger (Which seems to be hella important) to Brienne of Tarth. Then Arya shows Brienne her sword skills.
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Arya gave Littlefinger the look, and I bet Petyr Baelish is regretting giving Bran the dagger.
Arya looking at Littlefinger like… #GameOfThrones #thronesyall pic.twitter.com/Ddu3jeZREz
— Davin Davis (@DavinPants) August 7, 2017
Meanwhile, all of the Stark kids have special powers except Sansa.
Bran: I'm the Three-eyed raven.
Arya: I have a list of people I’m going to kill.Sansa:#GameOfThrones #ThronesYall pic.twitter.com/vSwtuOvSGE
— Deniz S. (@MrFilmkritik) August 7, 2017
Sansa realizing that she the only Stark sibling that didn't level up #ThronesYall #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/Nex8eATl94
— HENRY KISSINGER IS DEAD YALL 🎉🎊🎆🇯🇲 (@PeachezNHeelz) August 7, 2017
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Maisie Williams sent this tweet to Sophie Turner.
Honey, am home @SophieT
— Maisie Williams (@Maisie_Williams) August 7, 2017
Jon Snow invited Khaleesi into the caves with him to “show her something important.”
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But the cave drawings looked fresh as fuck.
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Jon: I faced the Night King beyond the wall.
Dany: Pics or it didn't happen.
Jon: #GameOfThrones #GoTS7 #ThronesYall #TheSpoilsOfWar pic.twitter.com/UjpL1UQFVK— Merlyn M. (@OrderOfMerlyn) August 7, 2017
Emilia Clarke shared an Instagram photo of her and Kit Harington. Daenerys won’t stop nagging about this “bend the knee” nonsense.
#DemThrones #ThronesYall
Dany: "I will fight for you…. when you bend the knee"Collective Game of Thrones Audience: pic.twitter.com/8UHdd9T3Nb
— Dan (@dan_mck96) August 7, 2017
When Bronn met Dickon.
Dickon… #VivePoniente #GameOfThones pic.twitter.com/IAFBOr9Trk
— Ygritte (@BesadaPorFuego) August 7, 2017
Bronn loling at "Dickon" is the highlight of this whole show
— feitelberg (@FeitsBarstool) August 7, 2017
Dickon. No f*** it. Dickoff. pic.twitter.com/SoPquoeVSS
— Jared Wade (@Jared_Wade) August 7, 2017
It's Dickon's second day on the job, and he has to fight the Dothraki and a dragon.
— 🎄Black Big Lebowski🎄 (@LaJethroJenkins) August 7, 2017
Then everything got lit when Dany said one word…. “Dracarys.”
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Jaime Lannister had a “This Is Fine” moment despite his army being engulfed in flames and demolished by the Dothraki horde.
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— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) August 7, 2017
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So we gone ignore that the Dothraki didn't Come through Like #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/Kdt05sur6D
— Sauce Platinum (@Lightning_Jayy) August 7, 2017
#GameOfThrones Me when Jamie tells his army that they can fight off the Dothraki… pic.twitter.com/2BFSVgQffd
— TJ (@SithLordTJ) August 7, 2017
Robert Baratheon: Only a fool would meet the Dothraki in an open field
Jaime: Hold my beer#GameofThrones— Alexxus ⚯͛ (@ayyLEXXus) August 7, 2017
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New York Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard made a cameo as a soldier in the Lannister army and flaunted his hard-throwing arm with this death-dealing spear heave.
.@Noahsyndergaard with the sweet spear toss on GoT pic.twitter.com/FKHtt4tXbr
— Mets Citi (@metsciti) August 7, 2017
Here's a GIF – no repayment of debt necessary pic.twitter.com/QKjJ5yhq0M
— Chris Olivieri (@ChrisDAPS) August 7, 2017
Take that you mean Dothraki #shottotheheart #andyouretoblamehttps://t.co/3ZERpVDwvm
— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) August 7, 2017
Game of Thrones, at its core, has always been a show about how much it sucks to be a horse
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) August 7, 2017
Bronn out here using the scorpion to shoot Dothrakis.
Bronn did not get the memo that the scorpion was to be used solely against dragons, not Dothrakis… #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/D53NVhbgn5
— Paul Sacca (@Paul_Sacca) August 7, 2017
Eventually, Bronn used Maester Qyburn’s ballista for what it was built for, shooting dragons. And he took down a doozy, Drogon.
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Drogon was forced to the ground after being hit by the scorpion, making Danereys Targaryen very vulnerable. Jaime took his shot at killing Khaleesi, but her “baby” protected mommy.
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Check out the recap of Episode 3, “Queen’s Justice,” with the best Twitter reactions HERE. Laugh your ass off to the best memes coming into Episode 4 HERE.