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The internet is ripping Rolling Stone magazine apart over their “100 Greatest Singers of All-Time” list because arguing over subjective topics is what the internet specializes in.
On Sunday night, the Twitter account “Classic Rock In Pics” shared a tweet with Rolling Stone Magazine’s list of the “Top 100 Singers of All-Time.” The Twitter account asked the internet if they had any “thoughts” on the ranking, and oh boy, did they.
It should be clarified that this “Greatest Singers of All-Time” list originally published in the November 27, 2008 issue of Rolling Stone. So that could explain why newer singers such as Adele, Lady Gaga, and Amy Winehouse did not make the list.
Rolling Stone says that the vocalist rankings were made by “a panel of 179 experts.” The panelists formed the list by rewarding singers who had “expressivity, surprise, soul, grain, interpretive wit [and] angle of vision.”
Even though the list was created over a decade ago, there are glaring issues with the list, and Twitter dragged Rolling Stone accordingly.
The top 10 singers are Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, Elvis Presley, Sam Cooke, John Lennon, Marvin Gaye, Bob Dylan, Otis Redding, Stevie Wonder, and James Bown. Most agree that Aretha Franklin is worthy of the title of the “Best Singer of All-Time.”
Rolling Stone Magazine list of Top 100 Singers of All Time. Thoughts?https://t.co/nq2WAOnUsq pic.twitter.com/JnGCBgd5CO
— Classic Rock In Pics (@crockpics) October 20, 2019
However, music enthusiasts had big problems with Elvis Presley at #3, John Lennon at #5, and Bob Dylan at #7.
Do we want to make Twitter crazy, and highlight the fact, no way in hell Elvis should be that high?!?
— Bakari Sellers (@Bakari_Sellers) October 21, 2019
Bob Dylan was an awful singer -_-
— taylorbold. (@TaylorBold) October 21, 2019
Lennon and McCartney had no vocal range, trickery, or upper level control. They shouldn’t even be in the top 50… and Mike Jackson and Mercury are rated far too low and with Prince and Whitney should make up the top 5 vocalist of all time. What kind of non-seasoned foodie made
— Dr. Andrew Greene (@AndrewGreene864) October 21, 2019
The real problem with that Rolling Stone list is that it jumbles two very different things. Some are ranked for their tonal/technical virtuosity as a singer, while others (cough Bob Dylan) are ranked for impact/influence, which is completely different
— Will Bunch (@Will_Bunch) October 21, 2019
Many people were mad with the rankings of singers who they thought should have been higher on the list including Freddie Mercury (18), Micheal Jackson (25), Prince (30), Whitney Houston (34), Dolly Parton (73), and Mariah Carey (79).
I’m sorry but how on earth does Whitney Houston rank at only 38 on this list?
— 𝕊𝕂𝔼ℙ𝕋𝕀ℂᴬᴸ (@SkepticOnSite) October 21, 2019
Bob Dylan ahead of Mercury made me laugh and I couldn’t carry on with such a ridiculous list
— Joe Sanders (@joesanders33) October 20, 2019
Whitney Houston at number 34. On a Top 100 singers of all time list…
Issue a public apology and retraction @RollingStone https://t.co/4TvEm9XHNU
— Simon Curtis (@simoncurtis) October 21, 2019
Yeah; telling Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Freddie Mercury “You can’t sing as well as Bob Dylan” strikes me as unnaturally harsh https://t.co/2409y9nnyI
— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) October 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/tempesttbaggett/status/1186101570066407426
Dolly at 73 n bono at 32. You are insane.
— Leslie Warlick (@WarlickLeslie) October 21, 2019
imagine not having whitney houston and mariah carey in the top 3…..not even in the top 5 or top 10 or top 20 either?
rolling stone is trash, and that's why this list is such a disgrace to humanity. https://t.co/JPf8zKqhSR
— tenta acreditar 🌠 (@jupitersjanela) October 21, 2019
Then there were the notable artists who didn’t make the top 100 including Beyonce, Carole King, Eddie Vedder, John Fogerty, Waylon Jennings, Robert Smith, Ozzy Osbourne, Frank Sinatra, Diana Ross, Tom Petty, Paul Simon, Sting, Celine Dion, Lauren Hill, Chaka Khan, Ella Fitzgerald, Dean Martin, Donna Summer, Kate Bush, Roger Waters, just to name a few.
Omissions: most Jazz singers; most lead singers of bands; Petty, Fagen, Knopfler, Gene Clark, Chrissie H., Bessie Smith, Sinatra, Ella, Sandy Denny, Streisand, Ronstadt et al. Ranking goofs: Kurt over Brian W., Axl over Merle, Dylan over Otis & Smokey and only 2 women in top 20.
— Chris Buxton (@BearsWax) October 21, 2019
This is serious clickbait; Mary J Blige and B.B. King below Tom Waits? Kurt Cobain above Patsy Cline? John Lennon above Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder and Al Green? I'd say this list reflects all problems w/sexism and race that rock and Rolling Stone have exhibited over the years. https://t.co/fEQKHyAlEj
— Eric Deggans at NPR (@Deggans) October 21, 2019
When Rolling Stone said “singers” they meant “artists” … cause a Top singers list without Chaka Khan is criminal.
— the Old Man Ebro (@oldmanebro) October 21, 2019
…no Sinatra?? In a top 100 singers list?! https://t.co/bLc91lY6uf
— Nick Corasaniti (@NYTnickc) October 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/sfreynolds/status/1186287726523572230
Harsh, but fair criticisms of Rolling Stone.
https://twitter.com/truthieeliasi/status/1186178045339754496
https://twitter.com/_derekwilson/status/1186277921507299328
I looked at this list of Rolling Stones top 100 singers of all time and thought….why fo you took the cock out of Joe Cocker, ain’t that is his name? *1960’s deep souf accent. Then I thought, why fo you ain’t put no Chaka Khan? *also 1960’s deep souf accent. pic.twitter.com/cA7tkpuWTq
— PHAROAHE MONCH (@pharoahemonch) October 21, 2019
Half of these aren’t even singers
— My Name Is James (@_JamesGtfo) October 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/Brendelbored/status/1186108045639766017
I think I rank this list #27 in my Top 100 List of Rolling Stone Top 100 Listshttps://t.co/f6vwjvwRVL
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 21, 2019
https://twitter.com/SusanEyeMiller/status/1186058732100304896
People getting angry about a Rolling Stone greatest singers list from 2010. If you’re going to tweet about that, you should really be going to the internet cafe to do it, and make sure you post it on MySpace too.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) October 21, 2019