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Ryan Reynolds is one of those dudes who I’d have to forgive my girlfriend for boning. I actually may have to break up with her if she was presented with an opportunity with Reynolds and passed it up.
You may think this is crazy talk, but I’d rather have the invaluable ability to hold cheating over her head whenever it benefited me than for her to project her missed opportunity on me for the rest of our days in the form of petty arguments–“I’m going to play poker with the boys tonight.” “But, it’s Valentine’s Day.” “Remember that time you cheated on me with Ryan Reynolds?” “Ok, have fun.”
I’m as straight as a popsicle stick, but I’m not ashamed to admit when another dude is a five-tool player. The dude is a stud with a personality. You don’t see too many of them nowadays. Not that I’m looking.
Hold on, lets get back on track here.
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Reynolds, who is the youngest of four brothers, took to Twitter to wish his older brother Jeff a happy birthday. In true Reynolds fashion, it was quite humorous.
Jeff, if there was a fire and I had to choose a family member to save, obviously it’d be me. But if I had time to save one more, you can be damn sure I’d call the fire department. They’re experts in the field and have vast experience in these matters. I love you. Happy Birthday. pic.twitter.com/uBVkia6N4g
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 1, 2017
This post comes four months after the 41-year-old posted a touching birthday tribute to his wife, Blake Lively.
Who returned the boom roast…
Happy birthday, baby. pic.twitter.com/TysO4F620D
— Blake Lively (@blakelively) October 23, 2017
Classic horsing around from an obnoxiously CuTeSie couple.
Let’s knock Reynold’s down a peg. Remember when he was engaged to Alanis Morrissette? That was weird, what a loser.
[h/t LADbible]