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As many of us are well aware, dating in the 21st century is quite different from how us olds did it way back in the 1900s.
For instance, back when I was heavy into the dating scene there was no such thing as social media.
Heck, there was no such thing as cell phones.
Back in those days we used phones that were tethered to a wall. Or, if you were a real baller, you had a “portable” phone with had an antenna sticking out of it. Sometimes the antenna even retracted for when you had it sitting on the cradle to charge.
I know what you’re thinking. We were neanderthals, right?
Well, that may be the case, but at least when we were dating we didn’t have to deal with things like having our stepdads live-tweet the morning after our one-night stands like this poor bro did.
Wait… how did his stepdad know he had a one-night stand? And how was this stepdad present for the morning after this one-night stand?
Turns out that like many of us in our youth, this bro smuggled the girl into the house and didn’t think anyone knew.
Boy, was he in for a shock.
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086654353530863627
I already love this guy.
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086661618610647040
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086664682512023553
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086663389894660099
How has his wife not noticed these shoes yet?
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086667227858984960
Oh, this is getting interesting.
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086670043474219008
Go, dude, go now!
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086672140483612672
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086673416336363522
Missed his opportunity. Or did he?
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086678899789123586
Now I like him even more.
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086684532248662016
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086687771958349825
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086688431965495296
LOLOLOL.
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086692108432486401
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086703181348900864
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086711383905972227
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1086721867724001280
That really was amazing. Brought back some memories from my own youth.
Oh, and if my experience as both a son and as a parent is any indication, mom knew the whole time.
Also, before anyone starts in…
https://twitter.com/DropsNoPanties/status/1087060792569143296