This Is What It Would Look Like If Nintendo’s Super Smash Brothers Fought In Real Life

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Aside from the fact that Yoshi doesn’t throw bananas this is decently spot on. Zelda and Link can’t have a decent discussion because motherfucker doesn’t talk, and Pikachu and Donkey Kong just make incoherent grunts at each other that consist of ape noises and various syllables from the word “Pikachu.” What else would you expect?