Watch A Man’s Marriage Go Poof After Camera Captures Him Kissing His Alleged Side Chick At Soccer Game

I ain’t no snitch, but the content you’re about to see has been viewed over 20 millions times and at this point, it’s in the hands of God. And the divorce attorneys.

Plus, if you’re willing to smooch your sidepiece in plain view of thousands of people, you might as well just bring her to Christmas dinner and try to set up a Lou Williams situation with your spouse.

The scene below took place at half-time during a Barcelona SC friendly match against Delfin in Ecuador on Saturday.

While there has been no confirmation that this man actually committed adultery, you can draw your own conclusions.

Better call Saul, bro.

Phase 1: “I’M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!”

Phase 2: The very last moment of adulterous bliss. A sight to behold.

Phase 3: “Shit. I played myself.”

Phase 4: That face when you realize that you just flushed half your assets down the shitter.

Phase 5: Internet Sleuths throw the last shovel of dirt on your grave.

Phase 6: Get owned by Nickelback.

There’s a silver lining here, my man. It could always be worse.

Divorces get resolved. Double rejections haunt you forever.

[h/t Daily Mail]