What better way to teach gun control than little kids fighting with dildos?

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The parallels here are clear, if there’s something interesting sitting around the kids are gonna scoop it up and play with it.

Unfortunately, when I sat down to watch this video I thought I was actually watching a safe-sex ad for mothers with too many dildos around the house. I didn’t realize that I’d soon be a cog in the machine posting YouTube videos about gun control.

Nevertheless, the message is clear: don’t let your kids hit each other with vibrators.

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