Chris Pratt Teaching His 2-Year-Old Son The Pledge Of Allegiance Is Just So Much ‘Murica

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Chris Pratt is either truly the most amazing Hollywood star on the planet or he has gotten this whole how to market yourself down to a science like we’ve NEVER seen before from an actor. I am praying for the former, because I want to believe in Chris Pratt.

From making kids dreams come true to singing his own Jurassic Park theme songs to giving acting lessons wile drunk and pre-emptively apologizing for all the stupid shit he knows he’s going to say, he’s a true man to admire these days.

Hell, he even loves BJs!

What can I say? I do. I love Beijing.

Posted by Chris Pratt on Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Oh, whoops, that means Beijing. Sure it does…

But out of all the things Pratt’s done, I dare say that nothing beats watching him standing on the porch teaching his 2-year-old son Jack the Pledge of Allegiance on Memorial Day.

The bar has been set pretty high now, Mr. Pratt. Don’t you go letting us down now.