David Letterman Is Enjoying His Retirement By Getting Drunk At The Indianapolis Motor Speedway

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Have you wondered what David Letterman has been doing since retiring from The Late Show?

He has grown a Santa Claus-esque beard.

https://twitter.com/MentalityMag/status/736606291267833856

He has been mistaken for poet Walt Whitman.

And the 69-year-old Indianapolis native who is a racing enthusiast appeared on SportsCenter, which was broadcasting from the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, to announce to the world that he is drunk.

https://twitter.com/EverythingBuf/status/736577905464070145

Nothing like pregaming for the Indianapolis 500 a full day ahead of the race.

We are all David Letterman today.


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