Tom Conroy
By now, you’ve probably seen some cool cats out in the wild rocking Pit Vipers: mulleted lotharios, newborn babies, badass grandmas…everyone’s getting in on the craze! Have you ever wondered why they’re so popular? As a longtime fan of these sexy sunglasses, I’m here to tell you why: they’re awesome and you should get yourself a pair.
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I’m a man of simple ridiculous tastes. When I got married, I told my wife to forgo the traditional watch as a wedding present in favor of a replica wrestling championship belt. Tells you pretty much everything you need to know about what I value.
These are easily the nicest pair of sunglasses I’ve ever owned. I used to just settle for free pairs given out at ballgames or promotional events; I’ll never settle again. Pit Vipers provide polarized, high-index plastic lenses, 100% UVA/UVB protection, and adjustable arms.
I started wearing my Pit Vipers so often that my wife requested that I return the favor and get her a pair for our wedding. Suffice it to say, we’re now the cutest/most ridiculous couple anyone’s ever seen:
The Leonardo
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The Miami Nights
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The Responder 2000
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