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Reimagining Your “Off-Centered” Friend Group On A Bachelor Party As Dogfish Head Cocktails

Dogfish Head Tropical Cocktail Mix Pack

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Summer might be more or less over, but that doesn’t mean we’re done enjoying the new Dogfish Head Tropical Cocktail Mix Pack. Why? Because a refreshing canned cocktail this good deserves to be enjoyed even if the weather isn’t warm. Dogfish Head Cocktails, made with real fruit juices and Dogfish Head’s house-made spirits and inspired by classic recipes, are perfect for everything from tailgates to bachelor parties.

FIND THE TROPICAL COCKTAIL MIX PACK NEAR YOU

Speaking of bachelor parties, there’s something about the unique flavor combinations in these canned cocktails that makes us think about the various flavors of  “off-centered” personalities that you might find on a bachelor party. In honor of the recent “Extend Your Summer” contest, we assigned each flavor of the Tropical Cocktail Mix Pack to a different bro in your bachelor party group:

Blood Orange Mango Vodka Crush – The Early Riser

Dogfish Head Blood Orange Mango Vodka Crush

“Early riser” can mean one of two things. Either he’s the guy who still manages to wake up early to go for a run, or he’s the first one up to crack open a Dogfish Head cocktail after being out all night. Both are equally physically impressive, especially as you enter your 30s.

 

Pineapple Orange Rum Mai Tai – The Party Shirt Guy

Pineapple Orange Rum Mai Tai

You have never met someone who owns as many floral/Hawaiian shirts as this guy. Who cares if the best man booked one dinner at a nice steakhouse and strongly suggested that everyone dress a little nicer? This guy just ironed his formal Hawaiian and he’s definitely ordering shots with his porterhouse.

 

Peach Mango Rum Punch (NEW) – The Group Dad

Dogfish Head Peach Mango Rum Punch

He was the first of your friends to have a kid, so he’s always making sure that everyone is accounted for and has drunk plenty of water. Can be a helpful guy to have around, especially if some of the fellas revert to pre-adolescent behavior.

 

Strawberry Lime Tequila Margarita – The Wild Card

Strawberry Lime Tequila Margarita

Conveniently, newly single right before the trip. Talks himself into and out of trouble with a cop on the street. Picks up every waitress and bartender’s number with ease. Outdrinks everyone in the group by a huge margin. And then, like dust in the wind, is nowhere to be seen when everyone wakes up on the last morning. He is a mystery. An enigma. You’ll be telling stories about his exploits for the rest of time.

FIND THE TROPICAL COCKTAIL MIX PACK NEAR YOU

Dogfish Head Tropical Cocktail Mix Pack

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Tom Conroy is a journalist-turned-copywriter for BroBible. He is an NYC native, Marquette University alum, and current resident of Milwaukee, which means he spends a great deal of time screaming about the Yankees between bites of cheese curds and sips of Spotted Cow.