The Cowboys Have Lost Two Straight And It May Be Time To Consider A Dak Prescott New Girlfriend Curse

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The Dallas Cowboys have lost more home games in the past two contests than they did all last season. The boys are on a two-game losing streak, with both the Los Angeles Rams and the Green Bay Packers putting up 35 points on them. The 2016 NFC champs are only ahead of the laughable Giants in their division this year. The Redskins will self-combust like they do every year, but the Eagles are cruising at 4-1 and could be a cause for concern for the 2-3 Cowboys.

So, as these things typically go, Cowboys fans are frantically searching for a scapegoat for their team’s early season woes. And who better to throw under the bus than someone who has absolutely nothing to do with the game–Dak Prescott’s alleged girlfriend Yasmine Nicole, who has been in attendance for the last two games (both losses). In excellent seats.

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Ok, she’s not really a curse, it’s just an excuse to show you guys more pics. That’s why you’re here, right?

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The Cowboys have a bye week next week, but take on the 49ers in week 7. If they can’t pull a W out then, we’ll really have to look more closely at the possibility of a Yasmine Nicole curse. And more pics for good measure.

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