We’ve progressed to a point with social media where we know our favorite athletes too well. The reason Jordan is so lauded–besides being the greatest to ever live–is because there was a certain mystique to him. We never saw him dancing in the weight room in the offseason, or firing off a salacious DM to an Instagram model, or bitching about his fucking video game ranking. But, it’s 2017 and when the NBA 2K rankings hit, every player believes he should be rated higher, and they aren’t shy in publicizing it.
John Wall is no different. The 4-time NBA All-Star was ranked 90 in 2K, the same rating as fellow point guard Kyrie Irving. John Wall wasn’t happy.
@Ronnie2K u a joke !!
— John Wall (@JohnWall) August 4, 2017
And when John Wall’s not happy, his biggest fangirl isn’t either. Mia Khalifa has long thirsted after the 26-year-old point guard. It’s evident in just one cursory look at her Instagram that her love for Wall runs deep. So, in these trying times of need, Mia did God’s work by offering up the powers behind 2K an offer they can’t refuse refused.
You up? @Ronnie2K
— Mia K. (@miakhalifa) August 8, 2017
Play me in HORSE to change Wall's 90 to a 93 https://t.co/uxcrVTygF5
— Mia K. (@miakhalifa) August 8, 2017
I'll let you touch my tiddies https://t.co/dLaztUbYbV
— Mia K. (@miakhalifa) August 8, 2017
A lot of 14 year olds in Brazil would disagree. Take the tiddies and change the rating. https://t.co/9vZhAud9pZ
— Mia K. (@miakhalifa) August 8, 2017
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Mia, how bout your offer them up to me and we can just pretend he’s a 93? Hit me up in the DMs.
[h/t Total Pro Sports]