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No date tonight? No parties to attend this fine evening? All alone? Don’t even worry about it for a second because I got you fam. Gorgeous Sara Underwood will instantly make your shitty Saturday night not so shitty.
You’ll be thinking of a different kind of “jack” after seeing this photo of the scintillating Sara with Jack Daniels in her nether regions.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDtQdJBmeTf/?taken-by=saraunderwood&hl=en
Don’t like hard alcohol? How about some wine?
You’ve got your drink, now we need some live music. BAM!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDoOZG4meXE/?taken-by=saraunderwood&hl=en
Are you trying to stretch out your shirt because that’s how you stretch out your shirt.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDgWp9YmeUj/?taken-by=saraunderwood&hl=en
Why does the stunning Sara need such large arm holes in her shirt? No offense, but she doesn’t exactly have 24-inch pythons that require such a wide opening.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDJN0f6meTg/?taken-by=saraunderwood&hl=en
Gates to heaven.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDmH0_UGeYW/?taken-by=saraunderwood&hl=en
Pretty in pink.
Sara seems like a sophisticated woman who understands the importance of a high thread count.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDeiXoNmeUq/?taken-by=saraunderwood&hl=en
Holy sheet!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDXAxxymeVE/?taken-by=saraunderwood&hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBarDTmeW_/?taken-by=saraunderwood&hl=en
At this particular moment, I wish that Sara didn’t have elbows.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDRtbgfGeca/?taken-by=saraunderwood&hl=en
Now I loathe her forearms.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDHmvUtmeUH/?taken-by=saraunderwood&hl=en
Now I loathe the cameraperson.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDlo7iJFLWd/?taken-by=stevebitanga
The camera is held the wrong way.
Ahhh… much, much better.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDliGQslLXD/?taken-by=stevebitanga
As promised, here is the tantalizing Sara Underwood jumping and bouncing to make everyone smile.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDmNccXFLcu/?taken-by=stevebitanga
I think we could all use a shower right about now.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDV_oKcmeUK/?taken-by=saraunderwood&hl=en
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