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You know how the Steve Miller band said “go on, take the money and run.” Well this adorable little girl didn’t have any money, she had a Pop-Tart. She did run though. She didn’t make it very far.
This, of course, devolved into a political discussion on YouTube. Because politicizing Pop Tarts is a thing we actually do and GOD I HATE YOU INTERNET.
It’s Thursday morning. By Friday afternoon this girl will have a lifetime supply of Pop-Tarts. Mark my words. That’s how PR works these days.
Ten years from now her parents will sue Pop-Tarts because their daughter has diabetes. Mark my words. That’s how the legal system works these days.