Alshon Jeffery shared a heartwarming, sensual moment with a pylon

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Alshon Jeffery made an incredible catch at the end of the first half last night. Then he landed on the pylon. Well, actually, he didn’t land on the pylon as much as he was sodomized by it.

It’s even better in black and white.

And it’s even better when you add “never forget.”