Ashley Wagner is not happy with her score, might be constipated

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Ashley Wagner is in 6th place after the women’s short program today and she’s not happy about it. This was her reaction after a score of 65.21.

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I don’t know anything about figure skating. It’s a fake sport, really. There’s no clear winner, it’s all subjective. It’s dumb. But I digress.

Someone should get Ashley some Metamucil. Girl clearly has bathroom issues.