Jennifer Lawrence eats it but wins anyway, Daniel Day-Lewis is a class act and more. Here’s the best and worst from last night’s Oscar Awards.
15 Jennifer Lawrence everything
Jennifer Lawrence: Just the best. From ridiculous red carpet antics (threatening Emma Stone in the E! “mani-cam,” demanding to know where the food was) to tripping over her dress on the way to picking up a Best Actress oscar, J-Law secured a place in our hearts this night.
14 Renee Zellweger drunkenly ogles Richard Gere
Clearly the result of mixing botox and booze.
13 Sandra Bullock’s struggle face
She almost looks like a robot.
12 Happy Tommy, Sad Tommy
He did play Two Face after all.
11 The one-hand Christoph Waltz clap
Nothing needs to be said here. This is just wonderful.
10 Kristin Chenoweth
Kristen Chenoweth: ABC’s red carpet hostess was massively obnoxious for the entirety of the pre-show. If you’re doing the pre-show, your job is to get out of the way and let the stars do their business. Chenoweth did the exact opposite, making an ass of herself and trying to grab the spotlight. I felt bad for her.
9 Reactions to the boob song
What a glorious GIF: the rolling eyes, the OMG and of course Jennifer Lawrence.
8 Mia Farrow weighs-in
You can tell who's doing coke#oscars
— Mia Farrow 🏳️🌈 🌻🇺🇸💙 (@MiaFarrow) February 25, 2013
Well, she would know.
7 Quentin Tarantino’s double-barrel salute
6 Michelle Obama
ABC
Michelle Obama: Girl, I love you (and the bangs look great), but you have to know that presenting the Best Picture Oscar is just going to give right-wingers a bunch of things to yell at your husband about. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re already doing it.
Free Republic
Yep, they are.
5 Daniel Day-Lewis
Daniel Day-Lewis: Okay, check this: dude now has an Oscars record as the only actor to win the Best Actor In A Leading Role three damn times. Even if I wasn’t super crazy about Lincoln this is still amazing. Big ups.
4 Seth McFarlane
Ugh. The Family Guy creator will go down as one of the worst Oscar hosts in history. MacFarlane laid down so many bad forced-edgy jokes pointed at easy targets that, by the show-ending musical number about the Oscar losers, his voice had turned into a dull, colorless drone. I never thought anybody would make me nostalgic for Billy Crystal, but here were are. Big ups to Robert Downey Jr. for not even clapping for him.
3 Halle Berry talks about vagina
2 Kristen Stewart on drugs
1 Complete list of Oscar winners
Here’s a complete list of the Oscar winners from last night.
Best Animated Short Film: Paperman
Best Animated Feature Film: Brave
Achievement in Cinematography: Life of Pi, Claudio Miranda
Achievement in Visual Effects: Life of Pi
Achievement in Costume Design: Anna Karenina, Jacqueline Durran
Achievement in Makeup & Hairstyling: Les Misérables
Best Live-Action Short Film: Curfew
Best Documentary Short Subject: Inocente
Best Documentary Feature: Searching for a Sugar Man
Best Foreign-Language Film: Amour (Austria)
Achievement in Sound Mixing: Les Misérables
Achievement in Sound Editing: Zero Dark Thirty & Skyfall
Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role: Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained
Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role: Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables
Achievement in Film Editing: Argo
Achievement in Production Direction: Lincoln
Original Score: Life of Pi, Mychael Danna
Original Song: “Skyfall,” Adele Adkins & Paul Epworth; Skyfall
Adapted Screenplay: Argo, Chris Terrio
Original Screenplay: Django Unchained, Quentin Tarantino
Achievement in Directing: Ang Lee, Life of Pi
Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role: Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role: Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Best Motion Picture: Argo