The Onion reviews of ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ so you don’t have to see it

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This review of ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ from The Onion’s Peter Rosenthal has basically told me everything I need to know about the movie.

It’s confirmed all of our suspicions, and hopefully saved a few of us out there a little extra money that would have been wasted on the piece of garbage that is this movie. Thanks Peter.

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