When I was in high school, our grade’s senior prank got a little out of hand. Like we did the classic stupid stuff like take all of the fish out of the campus pond and put them in a baby pool and got to school early in order to park in the teacher’s lot. But then we also took hundreds of mini-bouncy balls and dumped them down the stairs when classes were changing and broke a kid’s a leg. Not directly, of course. The kid saw a fucking deluge of bouncy balls and decided to continue up the stairs instead of waiting for them to all pass him like a normal person who wasn’t always trying to prove to everyone how big his dick was.
That being said, I will say with honesty that this prank by a couple of vandals in Australia makes me look like a petty thief trying to compare myself to a serial killer.
Via Time:
“A group of four vandals pushed three crocodiles through a broken window into a school office in Australia on Sunday, and now face a fine almost $40,000 for animal cruelty. Security camera footage shows three saltwater crocodiles, with the largest about 6 ft. long, being propelled through a flap in the the office door window at Taminmin College in the northern town of Humpty Doo. The group of people, who appear to have their shirts wrapped around their heads, proceed to trash the office quickly before fleeing.
Wildlife rangers rescued the three crocodiles from the office and David Gregory, Senior Constable for the Northern Territory Police, said the animals were found with their mouths taped and not in great shape.
“They haven’t seen water for a long time and are undernourished,” Gregory said.”
NBD but also kind of a BD. Only in Australia does a simple B&E get turned up to level 1,000 with the inclusion of crocodiles. This just proves every stereotype about Australia true to me. Even the vandals want to kill you. Imagine showing up to work on Monday and seeing three crocodiles nosing around your desk. And that’s if they all survive. Crocodiles have no problem fucking eating each other. Imagine walking into your office to find two crocodiles nosing around your desk and a dead one just rotting underneath it?
Only in Australia is this not that uncommon. What’s the matter with taking a shit in your teacher’s desk where she put all the yet-to-be-graded midterms or releasing three chickens into the school that are labelled 1, 2 and 4? Chicken can’t kill you. And I’m pretty sure human shit can’t kill you unless you ingest a lot of it. I mean, I wouldn’t know. Maybe an Australian would.