Best Brewery Ever Offers Unlimited Beer For A Year!

How delicious do the words “Unlimited Beer” sound? But that’s just a ludicrous pipe dream right? Right? RIGHT!?!? No. This extremely generous brewery is changing the fucking game with their unbelievable offer.

The Urban Artifact Brewing Company in Cincinnati, Ohio announced on Friday that they will be offering this unimaginable opportunity for their grand opening. To entice locals to check out their new brewery they are offering membership clubs that entitle you to special deals.

The first membership is for the Explorer Club, which will only be available to the first 200 people and cost $50. You will receive six bottles in the future from our first round of traditionally-aged sour beers.

The second offering is called the Stein Club, and it will set you back $150. For that you get one of 150 limited edition handmade steins in honor of the brewery’s launch. Besides the steins, patrons will get $2 off growler fills and 20 percent off merchandise and apparel.

However the one package to buy is the Sovereign Club. “It’s essentially free beer for a year,” Co-founder/Chief of Brewery Operations Bret Kollman Baker said. “Plus one growler fill per week — so 52 growler fills.”

“Obviously, you can’t technically give away free beer in Ohio. So this is a pre-purchase of about 27,500 fluid ounces. Which is the equivalent of four beers per day, 365 days per year — plus your 52 growler fills. We felt this was an amount that we feel confident that no one could drink in a year — essentially free beer for a year,” Baker said.

The unlimited beer option costs $1,000 to join, which breaks down to like $2.74 a day. Fuck, I’m spending more than that a day and I’m not getting beer every day of the year!

The brewer explained that if someone were to purchase 20 growlers fills plus drink three pints per week, they would have already earned their money back. If a super boozy patron were to use all 52 growler fills and drink three pints per week; that would be the equivalent of spending $1,500 at the taproom.

The owners said that most of the money from the Explorer and Stein clubs will be reinvested right back into programs themselves and that the money from the Sovereign club will go toward improvements to the facilities.

This godly gift will be offered at Urban Artifacts Brewery which is of course in an old church. That’s right, drink to your lil heart’s content at the St. Patrick’s Church. This sounds like an absolutely divine experience.

[WCPO]