If Trump’s ‘Golden Shower’ Video Really Exists It’s Worth A Cool $1 Million To Whoever Has It

By now, you and everyone else in the free world has heard about the video that Russian intelligence agencies allegedly have showing hookers hired by Donald Trump to perform golden showers in front of him in a hotel room.

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And while everyone is having a jolly good time making memes and laughing about it, whoever can actually produce the alleged Donald Trump ‘golden shower’ video is in line for a sweet $1 million payday.

That’s assuming it actually exists, which, natch, Trump vehemently claims it does not…

In a letter to The Wrap’s Debbie Emery, the CEO of Penthouse magazine (yes, it still exists, sort of) Kelly Holland explained why they REALLY want to get their hands on it…

We, along with the rest of the free world, are intrigued by the report alleging President-Elect Donald Trump employed sex workers to perform a “golden showers” show in the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton hotel in Moscow.

However, while many media outlets are content running a story based on conjecture and rumor, we at Penthouse are committed to the value of getting the story right rather than getting it first. So we are offering up to $1-million to secure exclusive rights to the FSB tapes documenting Trump’s Russian hotel hijinks. After all, seeing is believing.

Penthouse Magazine has a rich history of celebrating people’s differences, fetishes and sexual preferences. We have also made great steps educating the public on the difference in having wild kinky fun versus engaging in risky or damaging behavior. We are comfortable giving our president-elect the benefit of the doubt, but if this footage exists, we the people deserve to know the truth.

Your move, Steven Hirsch.

[The Wrap]