Donnie Baker Has A Message For Ronda Rousey And It’s The Hardest I’ve Laughed In Years

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For the unfamiliar, Donnie Baker is a regular on The Bob And Tom Show. He’s the man. Today he has an amazing “open invitation” for Ronda Rousey about some “weakness in her techniques” and it’s packed full of gems, including:

“You think you’re invisible.”
“You can go through the drive thru, get your ass kicked, and get a brass knuckle blizzard at the same time.”
“Puertorican girl from Brazil”.
“I spread out my pinky and my thumbs, just the way they invented the Stealth fighter and then… bam… you put down the landing gear.”
“I had a full-body boner for two weeks.”

Absolutely hysterical. Donnie Baker to MMA is what Kenny Powers was for baseball.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com