What’s more frightening than finding a snake in your toilet? Finding 23 more on your property. Duh. Big Country Snake Removal found two dozen snakes in the storm cellar and under the house after a family called in to report a snake in the toilet that resembles a Chipotle dump.
The snake removal company (I wouldn’t work for a snake removal company for seven figures), documented their huge haul in a Facebook post.
Gotta burn the fucking house to the ground.
[h/t For the Win]