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Shark attacks are virtually unheard of but that doesn’t stop people from worrying about them all the time. This tutorial on how to fight a shark will teach you everything you need to know if you are ever caught in a shark attack situation. Again, shark attacks are extremely rare and thus this information is practically useless. But just because you’re not likely to ever be attacked by a shark it doesn’t mean you shouldn’t know how to fight a shark, right?
Sometimes we need to absorb useless information just for the sake of learning something new. However, there is a tiny, minuscule, fraction of a chance that you might one day come face to face with a shark. So why not go ahead and arm yourself with the knowledge of how to fight a shark while you’re sitting around doing nothing?
Do you really want to find yourself in a shark attack situation one day and think ‘shit, Cass from BroBible tried to get me to watch that video on fighting sharks and I was too lazy to watch but now I’m being attacked by a shark’? No, you don’t want to find yourself in that situation. Maybe it’s the years of Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts my parents forced me through but even as an adult I prescribe to the ‘Always Be Prepared’ motto. And that’s precisely why I’m here today to share this ‘how to fight a shark’ video with all you bros out here. Now, get to watching!