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The Best Jokes From Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton At The Al Smith Dinner, Ted Cruz Was The Loser Yet Again

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Presidential candidates Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton continued to debate one another, this time for a good cause. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump ridiculed each other and themselves at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner on Thursday night. The charity dinner hosted by the Catholic Archdiocese of New York, had plenty of jokes, but of course the main highlight was of course the impressive cleavage from Maria Bartiromos. Here’s what else went down.

You can sleep well tonight because we finally get a handshake.

Poor Cardinal Dolan.

Trump said he got to meet Hillary’s campaign team, the heads of mainstream media outlets.

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Trump now doesn’t hate Rosie O’Donnell after debating Hillary.

Trump poked fun of Hillary’s laughing while talking about defending a rapist who violated a 12-year-old girl.

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Trump really hit a home run by poking fun at his wife for using parts of Michelle Obama’s speech.

Trump said this is the biggest crowd that Hillary has spoken in front of the entire election season.

Trump said Hillary asked him to “pardon” her.

Trump hit Clinton for her paid speeches.

However, Trump went a little too political and the crowd booed him.

“You know, Donald had some very solid minutes early on and eventually he crossed the line and took it a little too far. Hillary, you know, on the other hand, was able to laugh at herself and at the same time not underplay any of the serious things that Donald Trump has said or done,” said Al Smith V, the great-great-grandson of the Catholic charity event’s namesake.

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Here is Donald Trump’s entire speech.

Hillary joked on Republicans who switched parties rather than vote for Trump.

Hillary calls out Trump for rating women.

Hillary roasts Trump for not preparing for the debates.

Hillary joked about her naps.

Hillary poked fun of Trump’s alleged ties with Russia.

Hillary was the great uniter by saying they should come together to rip on Ted Cruz.

Poor Ted Cruz.

Here is Hillary Clinton’s entire speech.