This Spongebob EDM Remix Video Proves Once And For All That Mayonnaise IS An Instrument

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“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
“No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.”
[Patrick raises his hand again]
“Horseradish is not an instrument either.”

Fuck off Squidward, mayonnaise is definitely an instrument.