Audio By Carbonatix
The only upside to both my grandfathers having passed away is that they are not around to grapple with this Pokemon Go nonsense. I spent the majority of my adolescence trying to convince my grandfather to just send me cash on my birthday rather than a savings bond, but grandfathers are stubborn creatures who take to change poorly and reject the unknown.
Especially when that unknown is a bunch of nerds glued to their cell phones trespassing on private property to try to catch a pixelized lizard.
There is nothing that sums this up quite like this sign that a man put out on his front yard after a bunch of shitheads took the liberty of trespassing on his property in an attempt to catch them all.
I think he got his point across…
1.) Crystal Pepsi is a national treasure.
2.) The Macarena is the only dance a white person can do. It is a blessing.
3.) CSI Miami is an abortion of a show. Couldn’t agree more.
Stay off this dude’s lawn. I don’t think he’s fucking around.
[h/t Some eCards]