As This Video Proves, Replacing Subway Turnstile Beeps With Fart Noises Would Make For A Much More Enjoyable Commute

Carbonatix Pre-Player Loader

Audio By Carbonatix

The idea of replacing subway turnstile sounds with fart noises is quite brilliant really. It doesn’t matter how bad your day, it’s impossible to be in a bad mood after a random fart noise.

Even the name — Subway Fartyssy — is brilliant.

And now we just wait to hear back from the MTA. In the meantime, fart sounds for all!

[via Gothamist]