With Donald Trump’s impending victory in Indiana, it seems that his delegate road to the White House is all but paved, leaving his rivals licking their wounds and trying to figure out how they lost to a man who rocks a $12 toupée on the daily.
Reports indicate Texas Sen. Ted Cruz is set to drop out of the race after tonight’s embarassing and disgraceful defeat at the hands of Donald Trump.
#BREAKING Reports: Ted Cruz is dropping out of the GOP presidential race https://t.co/E25f6qqLHZ
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) May 4, 2016
UPDATE: And Cruz definitively just put an end to his campaign:
Ted Cruz ends presidential bid after Trump crushes him in #IndianaPrimary https://t.co/hZq1LkPljo ?CMP=edit_2221 pic.twitter.com/HyFoPzzG8G
— The Guardian (@guardian) May 4, 2016
More like Cryin’ Ted, amirite? HAHAHAHA. The internet is laughing just as hard right now…
https://twitter.com/AlexaPantazonis/status/727662551367028736
I wonder what he's going to do next. pic.twitter.com/n1mrpBFZ8h
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) May 4, 2016
Ted Cruz is finally going back to his life before the campaign of darting between holes in the ground and sunning himself on a rock.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) May 4, 2016
Feel sorry for Cruz now he’s dropping out. I also felt sorry for Hans Gruber when he fell out of that building.
— Matt Kirshen (@mattkirshen) May 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/parodical_/status/727662331627347968
https://twitter.com/FakeSportsCentr/status/727667355870863360
Ted Cruz: "Kids, I'm coming home."
Kids: "New phone who dis"— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) May 4, 2016
tbh, Ted Cruz's campaign was kinda over the night he ate that booger on stage during the debate pic.twitter.com/sPoscYEkc6
— Matt Birl (@mjbirl) May 4, 2016
.@tedcruz no sweat, happens to everyone these days… pic.twitter.com/rOuoOYDrhE
— BroBible (@BroBible) May 4, 2016
See ya Ted Cruz 2.0 pic.twitter.com/NFt0BuyLz5
— ✶ Ⓜ️𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕦𝕤 ▶️ ✶ (@_MarcusD_) May 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/alexfishler/status/727667268516249600
https://twitter.com/ReformedBroker/status/727675612345868288
Honestly, the fact that Ted Cruz made it as far as he did is a victory for ugly people everywhere.
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) May 4, 2016
What went wrong with Cruz?
Answer: @TedCruz.https://t.co/qrEhLzxXUE pic.twitter.com/g9WS7rTYsP
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) May 4, 2016
Ted Cruz is now gonna hit the links and swing the ol' golf bat.
— Jeff (@usedwigs) May 4, 2016
Cannot believe Beck spent $500K on TED CRUZ. Might've as well burned it all in a pit.
— Travis Yost (@travisyost) May 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/foxsportslive/status/727666244111851520
Ted Cruz drops out. Glad I still have that Canadian passport.
— Julie Stewart-Binks (@JSB_TV) May 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/kyle_warwick/status/727664065187811328
https://twitter.com/casspa/status/727657402837962752
https://twitter.com/sonicdork/status/727660049548595200
*crosses fingers that zodiac killer ted cruz emerges from anonymity once and for all to claim the donald as his last and final victim*
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) May 4, 2016
Presidential? @realDonaldTrump has kind words for Sen. @TedCruz and his family after winning #IndianaPrimary #MAGA https://t.co/073c5QVU6s
— errol barnett • cbs (@errolbarnett) May 4, 2016
Personally, I thought it was pretty much over for Cruz when he ate his own booger on stage during one of the GOP debates, but hey, do what you love, that’s what they say right? Cruz loved showing up week in and out and having his ass handed to him in the polls, but I guess he literally cannot fiscally support that anymore, so, VAMOOSH YA SON-OF-A-BITCH.
It was a good run……….LOL not.