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Let’s face it. When you really give it some thought, for the most part all public pools are pretty gross. When they are crowded with people the pool just a giant stew of human body fluids emanating from people you really don’t want to know. I don’t care how much chlorine is in the pool, you know that the guy who just swam past you just did something gross and whatever it was you are now just sitting there floating in it.
Which is why the hashtag #ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool is absolutely blowing up Twitter today. Like seriously blowing up. As in thousands of tweets about it, thus proving my point above that public pools are really gross. We just try to put that out of our mind when we visit one.
Good luck with that now though, because once you read some of these best tweets about #ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool you may never visit a public pool again.
https://twitter.com/Cattereia/status/889803191579066368
#ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool warm spots in the water.
— Crystal C (@Cry_C) July 25, 2017
Anything floating#ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool pic.twitter.com/liRywxrhgl
— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) July 25, 2017
#ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool floating skin tags
— Paul Clarkie (@FineThanks) July 25, 2017
https://twitter.com/LOWNINEZ/status/889878605278437376
#ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool
Anything wet or sticky. Anything people touch, including the water.
That water has been up folks shorts.#gross— Joseph 'spoiling those FF7 games and books' (@jo5if) July 25, 2017
https://twitter.com/nbhodnett/status/889877790966808576
https://twitter.com/Mel__Lynn__/status/889877631851790336
https://twitter.com/xxdanni_80/status/889877604769177600
#ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool Getting water in your mouth !!π¬
— Phil (@esphil23) July 25, 2017
Shart Attacks
— Justin Williams (@jwadewilli) July 25, 2017
https://twitter.com/MatthewKick/status/889876182308728832
Nuff said #ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool π« pic.twitter.com/Yaim66iqEN
— Silicon Drive (@1SiliconDrive) July 25, 2017
#ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool cholera
— na-Baron Bad Beaver (@hamsandcastle) July 25, 2017
Not all of the reasons are gross though (just most of them). Some are just hilarious…
Showing off for the ladies when your "game" left you many years ago #ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool pic.twitter.com/GZfUJzQuuG
— Dale (@stlsaint) July 25, 2017
https://twitter.com/Lisaley/status/889803724893368320
https://twitter.com/obxgirl75/status/889878677646966784
https://twitter.com/300_soldiers/status/889880251660152833
#ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool Teddy bears dropped from sky @HeisenbergLab
— GreenShreeves (@EvanSmith2) July 25, 2017
R. Kelly
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) July 25, 2017
The public #ThingsToAvoidAtAPublicPool
— Geoffrey (@MindOfGeoffrey) July 25, 2017
Public pools.
— Apostate Manda (posthumously)π¦Ύπ₯¦π³οΈβπ (@ShutUpAmanda) July 25, 2017
Amen.