Audio By Carbonatix
Bro, what did you do to deserve this kind of treatment? Who did you fuck, man? Whoever it was, I hope she was worth a bat across the face and numerous body blows from a child’s car seat. Not to mention the fact that your car has been rendered completely useless. Really would love to know what caused this. Can’t imagine it’s anything short of fucking a best friend or blood relative.
[H/T Barstool]