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If this Craigslist Missed Connection entitled “You threw up in my vagina” is real it might be the greatest Craigslist Missed Connection ad I have ever seen.
Let’s break it down piece by piece.
“You threw up in my vagina.” ~ Pretty specific event.
“(Outside Arby’s)” ~ Note to self, only use the drive-thru at Arby’s.
“we met and hooked up after the bluegrass show” ~ Note to self, bluegrass shows are where to meet the ladies.
“at the house where the black gay guy lives with 3 white guys.” ~ Pretty specific description.
“you threw up in my vagina.” ~ Just in case he missed it in the title.
“I’m trying to find you for weeks.” ~ Why on earth would she want to find him?
“My sister wants to talk to you.” ~ Okay, I give up.
H/T Uproxx; Vomiting man image by Shutterstock